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24 February 2024

A638 Verge, Dewsbury — Right Trainer, Grey

Verge of A638, near Dewsbury bus station  ·  Shoe #266  ·  Conditions: cold, dry

This one were Barry's. He rang on the Thursday evening — right trainer, grey, on the verge of the A638 near Dewsbury bus station, and did I want it. I said I'd confirm it Saturday, which is the rule and always will be: nowt goes in the register that I haven't stood in front of meself. Barry knows the rule better than anybody by now and I think he'd be disappointed in me if I ever bent it.

It were still there Saturday morning, which counts in a shoe's favour — two days on a main road verge and nobody had shifted it. Laces tied, which the notebook marks as odd, and it is odd, though what it means isn't the point of what I do. Condition fair. Cold, dry morning. The traffic made photography awkward, the verge being narrow and the A638 being the A638, and I got three usable photographs out of I don't remember how many attempts — the notebook only records the three that survived, which were the sensible system before I got sentimental about failures.

Barry stood by his car the whole time I were working. He does that. He'll drive twenty minutes to show you a shoe and then stand by his car like a man waiting for a lift he's already had. I've never asked him about it and I don't intend to. We had a few words about the Heckmondwike after, it being his patch more or less, and there were nowt new on that front, as usual. Then home. A tidy, well-run sighting, and Barry's third or fourth good one in twelve months, which I told him, and he nodded.

Written up August 2026, from the notebook.

Comments (2)
AccidentClaims4U  ·  19 August 2026, 10:55
Injured at or near a bus station? You could be owed £1000s in compensation! No win no fee! Time limits apply — claim NOW!
Keith Plimmer (site owner)  ·  19 August 2026, 18:55
Hello. Nobody were injured. There were a trainer on the verge and I stood in front of it for a while on a cold morning, by choice. I'll grant the A638 is brisk, but I kept well in, and Barry were stood by his car the whole time. Best wishes, Keith.
Barry from Dewsbury  ·  19 August 2026, 14:26
This one were mine. Rang him the Thursday, confirmed the Saturday, and I stood by the car the whole time like it says. Proudest line I've got on this website. Barry
Keith Plimmer (site owner)  ·  19 August 2026, 19:23
Hello Barry. It were a good report and a better shoe than that verge deserved. For the record you have several lines on this website and they all stand up. Best wishes, Keith.
Comments are open. Please be respectful. — Keith
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